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Holy Shrimp! This Scampi Happening?
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What's the one fish that 40 percent of all Americans are afraid of? ClownFish
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea +
Where does a fish store its money? A river bank
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Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"
Where do fish go to borrow money? A loan-shark.
What do you call a man and a woman who own a fishing store? Rod and Annette.
Who's the wealthiest fish in the sea? Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft.
Last night I made fish tacos. They looked at them and just swam away.
How does a squid go into battle? Well armed!
What's a sharks favourite movie? Shaw-shark Redemption!
What did the shark say to the other shark? There's some-fin special about you!
What do sharks order at McDonalds? A quarter flounder with cheese!
Why do sharks live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why don’t oysters like to share? Because they’re shellfish!
How do you make a goldfish age? Take out the G and Fish!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fishually impaired!
Just like the tunafish sandwich said, I've got a feeling we're not in cans-us anymore!
Why did the fish blush? because it saw the oceans bottom!
What's a fish's least favorite complement? You're such a catch!
